Lock her phone king

What you don’t know can’t hurt you, and in any situationship, that’s basically my survival plan. So, when she leaves her phone unlocked, I don’t scroll through it. In fact, I’ll even lock it myself. Why? Because I value my sanity.

I’m not trying to turn into Sherlock Holmes for no reason. Life’s already chaotic enough with bills, stress from work, and that one friend who’s always trying to avoid paying me back. I don’t need to add “Who’s this guy?” to my list of 99 problems.

That’s the thing about situationships, they’re fragile. One random “you with your little friend tonight 😏?” from someone saved as "Sends Me Money" "Mr G Wagon" "Zaddy" "LONG JON" or something cheeky in the girl’s group chat could ruin everything.

Ignorance is often underrated sometimes, the things you don't know can't hurt you. Once you see something, you can’t unsee it. And I know myself, I might be laid back, but I can lean forward real quick.

You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat. Now you’ve found what you were looking for, and your head’s hot. Meanwhile, she’s sleeping peacefully while you’re sitting up in bed, listening to Yung Bleu, sipping Casamigos, and eating biscuits straight from the packet, Googling, “How do you handle heartbreak from your favourite reh-reh?”

So yeah, lock her phone king, don't go looking for problems. Peace of mind is priceless. I’m not here for a long time, I’m just here for a good time.